mermaid hair

i remember when i was a kid, i wanted a machine that would do my homework. i was convinced that when i ate smarties i was smarter. now people are eating, err taking other things like ritalin like it's not prescribed. althought it doesn't really make you smarter does it. i think maybe people have less attention span in general. or less patience. or less interest.

yesterday i saw this thing at a bodega , this thing called 'dream water', i have yet to try.
i think it will work like melatonin. but i wonder if i will have vivid dreams? i hope it just lets me sleep peacefully.

i hope they make all kinds of waters and foods. like be nicer water, happy water, peace water.

just kidding.